function squirtFlash() {
document.write('<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://bobgarfield.net/flowplayer/FlowPlayer.swf" width="160" height="143" id="FlowPlayer">\n');
document.write('<param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain"/>\n');
document.write('<param name="movie" value="http://bobgarfield.net/flowplayer/FlowPlayer.swf"/>\n');
document.write('<param name="quality" value="high"/>\n');
document.write('<param name="scale" value="noScale"/>\n');
document.write('<param name="wmode" value="transparent"/>\n');
document.write('<param name="flashvars" value="config={videoFile: \'http://bobgarfield.net/images/homepage_clip.flv\', fullScreenScriptURL: \'http://bobgarfield.net/flowplayer/fullscreen.js\', autoPlay: false, showMenu: false, splashImageFile: \'http://bobgarfield.net/images/homepage_still_play.jpg\', autoBuffering: false}"/>\n');
document.write('</object>\n');
}